Lingerie is Much Better than a Card

Every year I have waited in line at the local card store with about a hundred other men to buy my wife a Valentine’s Day card.   Every year she lovingly opens it and tells me that she is so glad that I remembered the day and that it is the thought that counts.  What I did not understand from this annual exchange was that she was saying it is a nice thought but something more exciting like exotic lingerie would have brought about a lot more appreciation from me.  Thanks to a caring friend I now understand this rule of love making and have started buying more than a card.